Monday, June 30, 2014

Top Ten Beaches

Bora Bora

This is one of the magical islands that make up French Polynesia in the South Pacific. Just 18 miles (29 kilometers) long, this lush little slip of land lies in a protected lagoon edged by white sandy shores, the best being at Matira Point. Bora Bora boasts the nickname the “Romantic Island,” a moniker easy to appreciate with its isolated beaches, intimate hotels, and quiet atmosphere.

Well Ok!  I could so get jiggy with it here!  Whatever you wish is your command!!!

The Hamptons

Who'da thunk? I'd go....when?

Reminds me of the prayer...the footprint one....but there's no footprints..I will make some yo!

Fraser Island

Ya give me some Australia...freakin badass!! Is there not any beaches around that I don't have to travel two days to get to? Or knock me the hell out!! I want that water!! 


Anyone say orgasm?  I do!!


Whether your dream beach trip consists of spending a few pampered nights in a four-star resort or swimming among tropical fish some 80 feet (24 meters) underwater, the Maldives are the sort of islands where either—or both—can come true. Straddling the Equator southwest of Sri Lanka, the 1,102 islands that make up the Maldives form 26 atolls. The soft air enveloping the archipelago blends into a beautiful palm-fringed haze.

Scuse me??  I need a job here!!


Ok, so nantucket doesn't look so bad....looks like old people like to walk and sit on the beach...but that's cool as long as it's nice I guess, and they ain't showin no wierners and hangin boobies! One of the top tens? hmmm...

One of the most photographed beaches in the world, the pale pink sands of Anse Source d’Argent unfurls across the island of La Digue, one of the 115 components of this archipelago in the Indian Ocean. The sands sparkle against a backdrop of towering granite boulders, worn by time and weather. The turquoise water is relatively shallow and protected from the ocean’s waves by a reef.

St Barts

What the hell?  I need a beach where there are no asses!!! Or as long as I don't have to expose mine!

Langkai Malaysia
Langkawi’s white sand beaches are simply some of Malaysia’s best. From its sandy bays to sweeping coastlines, the island’s beaches are beloved by locals, beach-bummers and travellers from across the world.
Pantai Cenang and its southern appendage of Pantai Tengah is the island’s most developed stretch and the place to head to for trendy restaurants and bars. Pantai Kok, located 12 km north of Cenang, fronts a beautiful bay surrounded by heavily forested mountains with limestone caves. Those looking for more upscale affair can head to the sandy strips of Tanjung Rhu and Datai Bay.

Ya it's pretty and all, but I think they lost a maybe one of the other nine beaches  I'm thinkin may be a safer destination....Padre Isalnd?  It's only 11 hours drive...jk.

Monday, June 2, 2014

Mending A Broken Heart


Breakups sux ass...what can I say.  In today's world, it seems it happens more so than ever! It's just easier to leave than to get your lazy ass up and figure out how to work it out! There's no magic cure for getting over your asshole quickly, ain't no doctor gonna give you a pill to make all your sadness go away!  Although, a few zanax would be nice or a couple of valium...I'm not picky!  How do some peeps always have doctors that will write scripts for whatever they want, but mine? Hell to the no...can't even get some st. johns wart!  Oh well prolly better off without them know that addiction thing is goin around!

"I thought when love for you died, I should die.  It's dead.  Alone, most strangely, I live on."
Author, Rupert Brooke

"Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go."  Author, unknown.   Remember when you were little and would play out in the rain and the rushing water goin down your street?  Great memory!

"When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your heart has been sent to heal."  Author, unknown

hmmmm....somethin to ponder.

Good time to revisit the path you have been on, and consider if you were never meant to be on that road.  Dern....I am totally impressing myself right now with all my insight!  jk....I just love bad relationships and an expert at them!

 "Sadness flies on the wings of the morning and out of the heart of darkness comes the light."
Author, Jean Giraudoux.  Ok...I just liked the picture....pretty huh?

 The quickest way to heal a broken heart is to get to know God.  Chances are we lost track of that along the way.  And a lil vino and chocolate never hurt!

 "Don't worry about losing.  If it is right, it happens.  The main thing is not to hurry, nothing good gets away."  Author, John Steinbeck.  And if it does, God has somethin even better!  I'm preachin it tonite gurrl!! Or dude...I'm talkin to yall too!

"Relationships are like glass, sometimes it's better to leave them broken then try and hurt yourself putting it back together."  Author, unknown.  Time to get to know yourself again, figure out what the hell you like to do, what is your passion?  Take a trip!!! Time to quit tryin to please someone, clean his damn toilets and be a short order cook....AND WITHOUT ANY SEX!  Did I just say that....think I got hacked!  Hell ya I just said that!

Here's some funnys and inspirations I like for a little pick me up..

Thank God I am not an asswipe!  Like I would ever know anyway!


Awesome prayer!

I really relate to this one! Freakin jackass!!

Yep! It works if both feel the same way!  Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me!! Alanis Morrisette is coming to mind...

Guys are just clueless I think...

This was me...not him..

Freakin A!